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    Home » Personal

    Signs - just for fun

    Published 19 February 2012 by Liz Gardner | Leave a Comment

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    Sign Sign everywhere a sign

    Pier Signs

    Blocking out the scenery

    breaking my mind

    Do this

    don't do that,

    can't you read the sign

    And the sign said

     

    Now, hey you Mister! can't you read,

    you ain't suppose to be here

    To put up a fence to keep me out or

    to keep mother nature in

    And the sign said everybody welcome

    I made up my own little sign

    I said thank you Lord for thinking about me,

    I'm alive and doing fine

     

    © 1970, 2002 Five Man Electrical Band

    "Signs"

    V1

    And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply

    So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why

    He said you look like a fine upstanding young man, I think you'll do

    So I took off my hat I said imagine that, huh, me working for you

    woah!

    Chorus:

    Sign Sign everywhere a sign

    Blocking out the scenery breaking my mind

    Do this, don't do that, can't you read the sign

    V2

    And the sign said anybody caught trespassing would be shot on sight

    So I jumped on the fence and yelled at the house, Hey! what gives you the right

    To put up a fence to keep me out or to keep mother nature in

    If God was here, he'd tell you to your face, man you're some kinda sinner

    Repeat Chorus:

    Bridge:

    Now, hey you Mister! can't you read, you got to have a shirt and tie to get a seat

    You can't even watch, no you can't eat, you ain't suppose to be here

    Sign said you got to have a membership card to get inside Uh!

    V3

    And the sign said everybody welcome, come in, kneel down and pray

    But when they passed around the plate at the end of it all,

    I didn't have a penny to pay, so I got me a pen and a paper and I made up my own little sign

    I said thank you Lord for thinking about me, I'm alive and doing fine

    Repeat Chorus

    Repeat Chorus

     

     

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